By xMooneyx
It seems that the manly men of the last issue made a pretty large impact on everyone. I'm sorry (no, that's a lie, I'm quite pleased) to report that those men have been put in their place. They should have known better than to attempt to take over, I mean the stereotypical “manly man” - not that smart. If anyone wishes to find them, however, feel free to check the bottom of a garbage composter.
-cough cough-
Although, a part of me really hopes that emo hermione95 will be out searching for them. In her owl, she didn't quite seem too pleased with them. Heh, it actually makes me laugh a little just at the thought. She brought it on like Shaun.
No offense all you 'manly men', but I don't watch the the Superbowl or anything like that, but I bet I could still whoop your butt in a fight. I've got more guts than all of you guys put together, (ever jumped off a seventy foot cliff? I have) and I'm seriously disrespectin' your 'high and might male' front. All of you boys know if you got a girlfriend, you gonna carry her purse around the mall sometimes, because, truthfully, girls like a boy who can release some of his manly-ness and just talk to her like a friend.
Sincerely,
An Irritated Chick.
Owned. Just saying.
Starr hero also brought to our attention that the proclaimed “hottie” Miss Megan Fox didn't always have her “good” looks.
Yes, folks, that IS a unibrow on the pubescent Miss Fox. Now, I must say there is a small bit of me that was beyond satisfied when I saw that picture.
Leticia Yeoh also responded again to this article expressing her disapproval for last month's theme. Let me just stress that you shouldn't take out this anger on our staff, but go hunt down those manly men. If you chose to go inflict bodily harm, I suggest you go hook up with Emo Hermione95 and go hunt them down. Bring a video camera along for the ride. Add a little sound track to it and a vegetarian, sparkling vampire who “dazzles” and I'm pretty sure you can make millions with the female audiences.
Ciao.
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