By Emily Desser
Will You Get Pinched This Saint Patricks Day?
Green is...
A: An ugly colour.
B: The best colour ever!
C: Alright, I suppose.
Saint Patricks Day is...
A: ... What?
B: The BEST time of the year!!!
C: A lovely holiday.
My favourite colour is...
A: Um... black.
B: GREEN!
C: I like all colours.
I like to spend Saint Patricks Day...
A: Hiding.
B: Pinching people. What else?
C: Enjoying the holiday.
Pinching...
A: Hurts... a lot.
B: Is the best thing ever.
C: Is a little mean.
If you chose mostly A's:
You most likely won't be able to feel your arm by the end of the day. You don't care much for Saint Patricks Day, or much for the colour green. Thus, you will most likely be found hiding from those who do care about Saint Patricks Day more than yourself.
If you chose mostly B's:
In your opinion, Saint Patricks Day is the best time of the year. You love green, and may very well be covered completely in it on this day. You'll pinch everyone in sight who isn't wearing green, and may even scare them out of repeating their so-called “bad behaviour” next year.
If you chose mostly C's:
You won't get pinched, but you won't do any pinching either. You'll wear your green for the day, but won't bother pinching anyone who doesn't do the same because, quite frankly, you don't care. To you, Saint Patricks Day is just a holiday, and green is just a colour.