By Lady Luck
March, that horrible time of year when everyone seems to think green is an acceptable color. Well one thing is for sure, everyone is wrong. Not even leprechauns can pull of that ghastly color, so why would any Hexians think they had even a slightest chance of getting away with it?
Unfortunately, leprechaun costumes and pots of gold seem to be running rampant around the world of Hex. When walking through KA to take a peek at what HEXer-Vivor has going on I noticed, to my horror, that Meex18 was running from tribe to tribe decked out in some inappropriately festive duds. Florescent green slacks, a turtle shell pattern blazer and a pot of gold hat completed her outfit. Now why anyone would wear a pot of gold on their head is beyond me; those went out of fashion a century and a half ago. But apparently Meex has been in denial since then, as not only was she wearing such a monstrosity, but she was selling them from booths along Knockturn Alley. We've tried putting this Fashion failure into rehab before, and it just doesn't seem to be working, so I pray that some day she'll take a look in the mirror and face reality.
It's uncommon to see more than one fashion failure in a day; some might even call it rare. Sadly not long after the Meex sighting I ran into iPod as he was attempting to fix some of the glitches that recently popped up with the new forum coding. While that was surprising in itself, what truly shocked me was what he was wearing. You'd think he'd have the decency to don some pants when he was running from place to place, however he apparently didn't have the chance. Decked out in a long leather trench coat with an iPod pasted across the front I couldn't help but wince. The Trench coat was one thing, the lack of pants and the iPod decal were just too much for me, I ran screaming from the entrance hall and before I went outside I sent Vessi out to make sure I wouldn't be scarred for life by whatever I might have found out there.