Not to wound your ego Erin, but since when has dressing like a leprechaun been in fashion? Maybe you need to take time away from the kids to visit me so I can show you how to really dress.
Not to wound your ego, Cisco, but you'll never be on league with me when you refuse to find a real job; running cheap raffles doesn't qualify as a career.
Not to wound your ego, Leprechauns, but stealing my “lucky charms” isn't going to get you very far. We all know I don't eat such plebian brands of food.
Not to wound your ego, Holly, but if you're going to be a writer with TW, you better tone down on the blond hair, no one wants to read something by a dumb blonde.
Not to wound your ego, Muggle Borns, but you'll never be as great as the purebloods, we've got the walk, the talk, and the talent, and sadly you all lack that.
Not to wound your ego, Chris, but you'll never finish that collection of yours. You simply can't afford it when I'm buying the last few items that you need, that way you can never have them!
Not to wound your ego, Hogsmeade Mods, but your events will never be as grand as the Malfoy balls, just keep dreaming.
Not to wound your ego, Court, but I'll never date you. Maybe you should go after that muggle singer, Adam Lambert, and you'll at least get the words “Whatya want from me?” from him.