By "The Seekrit Detective"
Starting a few weeks ago just around the same time the May issue of The Whisperer came out to fill the Hex public with curiosity and warm feelings about family, Vessi went missing, barely turning in her articles and even forgetting which had been turned in! That was when Court stepped in and took her place, hoping to relieve the fabulous Vessi of some of the stress for a few days; days that turned into weeks.
“The last time Vessi was seen inside the headquarters was on June 1, when she wanted to make sure everything was running smoothly for the next article, the very next day Courtney was in her place!” Mentioned one writer, who insisted by going under the name of Fruit Loop for this interview. “I’m starting to suspect that Court being the insa- intriguing writer she is, decided to kill Vessi and simply polyjuiced herself to resemble the girl, maybe Court’s inner grammar Nazi took control and that started her need to be the one in control of TW.”
Everyone who knows our beloved Court has some knowledge of how grammar obsessed she can be, often to the point where she will sit down and torture those who fail at grammar by forcing grammar books down their throats and then informing them they need to write “I know how to use correct grammar.” three hundred times before releasing them from her office or the basement of The Whisperer Headquarters.
“I hope that Court didn’t murder Vessi, I’d miss her too much. Plus Vessi is the one I need to remind me to actually eat my meals!” Writer Holly, HP Angel remarked when asked about her feelings about this sudden development.
Another journalist, Cantare gave this comment when she was informed of Vessi’s disappearance. “I think Court may have fed Vessi’s remains to her cat Edward since I know that he prefers gourmet food to canned cat food, cutest cat ever come to think of it…”
Has Courtney finally cracked? Or is it truly just another rumor jumping around the office? We may never know… but beware, Court may come after you next.