By Porcelain_Doll
Hello, hello, my dear readers. Seeing as I am trying out this new thing called creativity, I plan on trying out new templates for this every month. Today I’m feeling particularly vain, so my template will probably follow suite. We shall see how it goes, my dears, we shall see.
One small little pink letter I received this past month was from heartbroken bleeding who started out with a “SO COOL! YES!” which I found much too excited and spastic for my vain tastes this evening. Continuing with a “The Whisperer is soooooooooooooo aweseom! I just can’t get enough of it!!!!!!11!!1!!” I evilly grinned soaking up all the glory I could.
Next was from sky miller who wanted to mention that another great song to add to the Mother’s Day list featured in Serenade Me last month would be “A Song for Mama” by Boys to Men. I don’t know of Boys to Men, so I have no comment, but by all means, I always like suggestions.
Luckykid is apparently feeling as vain as I am tonight, with a cocky comment of “I already saw my comment in this month’s issue, can I see it again?” No, you can’t. Unless it’s that one, then yes. Or something.
Bridget Green said that it is JUST a suggestion, but: (She made sure she prefaced that clearly) and said she wants more games, more quizzes, and more embarrassing stories, and horoscopes. She wants readers to be able to send in their most embarrassing stories so they can be featured, and their happiest moments, so they can also be featured. She also ended with mentioned horoscopes one more time to get her point across. My, my, dear. If you want to send me all your most embarrassing stories feel free. I can always talk to my editors about featuring them, but I’m always up for a laugh or five.
Leticia Yeoh, my biggest fan and possibly a stalker made sure that she commented solely on my part of The Whisperer, because she loves me and I’m vanity wrapped with a bow tonight. She says that she doesn’t think that The Whisperer is like The Quibbler at all and mentioned that she’s never actually read a full copy of The Quibbler. She also said that it is true that she likes some parts more than others of The Whisperer (Like, she so totally loves my articles because she loves me, duh.) She also said that some stuff is too much about the TW staff, admins, and mods. And wants more spotlight. Even though she gets it in Reader’s Response every month, faithfully, from her stalkee. I feel under-appreciated here!
Zopengoo was short and sweet just how I like it. They said that they like it. Quite literally. The whole letter was three words. “I like it.” And I like you, Zopengoo. And I like you.
Until next month, my faithful followers.
*None of this was meant offensively. I think.
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