By Narishka Korievon
You and Your Father
1. Fathers day is coming, so you make him something special:
a) He loves it, you made him cry
b) He’s working… Maybe tomorrow
c) He’s Ticked, because you broke his power tools
2. Is your father?
a) Older then dirt, and uses phrases like “back in my day…”
b) Reliving his childhood
c) Bald
3. You scrape your knee, he says:
a) Honey, don’t baby him so much! *(um… I’m your daughter…)*
b) Here, lets get that fixed before your mom finds out *Mom’s going to keel you…*
c) I told you not to do that, you’re lucky I don’t spank you! *insert cursing*
4. Looking back, were/are you:
a) Daddy’s Princess?
b) Dad‘s little man?
c) Neither…
5. Your favorite activity with your father is:
a) Fishing, hunting, playing catch
b) Fighting against him in a video game and winning
c) Drinking and watching a good “R” movie
If you answered mostly letter a), Your dad clearly believes in tough love, there’s nothing wrong with this… Follow his wise words and you’ll be successful!
If you answered mostly letter b), Your dad is a fun guy, stay tight he might be your best friend for life!
If you answered mostly letter c), Careful, with a dad like that, you might end up in prison…