By Stormyoceanfury
I never thought I would have to do this; however, I was quite wrong. Anyways, all three of our Fashion Failures this month are from my very own house. Again, I never thought the day would come. Sorry fellow Slythies.
Our first offender of fashion is my very good friend Lucissa, also known as Luci. I was a tad alarmed when I saw her “showing off” her new shoes while mowing her lawn. Though they were slightly handy, I must say that they were a bit too much on the muggle side. Really, Luci darling, having spinning blades on the bottom of your new shoes to cut your grass just looks odd. This is why we have wands my friend. Plus, maroon is not really a spring color.
While celebrating spring in my common room, I spotted something peculiar out of the corner of my eye. In a room full of green and blue, Christmas colors really stand out. I decided to take a look, and found our new Head of House, Charmante, doing something completely out of the ordinary. Singing along with Celistina Warbeck’s most renowned song, “A Cauldron Full of Love,” Kristen sat wrapping Christmas presents in the corner. She didn’t really notice me when I walked up with my Whisperer notebook, which was a bit out of the ordinary. I looked into her eyes and realized something was not quite right about her; the Whisperer staff wonders if it was the Imperius or something worse.
Rachel McAdams was seen in the streets of Diagon Alley playing the guitar. A throng gathered around her and listened to her playing a song she wrote about summer. Sure, summer is something to celebrate, but not when you are wearing clothes that look like they are from the 1900’s. Those of us who work in the staff room wonder if she is secretly in love with long dresses and the “no showing ankles” rule. If so, then it’s possible that someone slipped some Veritaserum in her pumpkin juice.