Not to wound your ego, Tyler, but the number of secrets you hold are no where near as impressive as those that I do. I mean, Malfoy Mansion, c'mon. There's definitely got to be more secrets in here than what you may have.
Not to wound your ego, Marie, but you’re not nearly as good at graphics as you believe you are. I mean, any "masterpiece" has got to include Draco Malfoy, namely, me in it in order for it to be amazing.
Not to wound your ego, Garret, but really, your poem writing is absolutely dull! How you even manage to get an interesting idea out of your head is beyond me. I know. The reason why they're not interesting? It's because your poems aren't about me. Write about me, and I'm sure that your poems will improve. ;)
Not to wound your ego, Kelly, but if you're going to sing, at least sing about me. Any song that's being sung about Slytherin is already a definite plus and singing about me makes it just that much better.