By Narishka Korievon
You might not see me walking through Diagon Alley often, but yesterday was a rare occasion. I was trying to buy some items to restock my store, when I noticed that John’s House Elf, (a.k.a. Steven) was making some kind of demand. For your safety, I decided to take a look, and what I caught that house elf, iPod, and his faithful S.P.E.W. members saying was appalling. They were supporting the house elf in a rebellion, and they all called John an idiot. If it were me, I‘d fear for my life…that noble house elf stated that he would protect every one of them from John’s wrath. Farewell, S.P.E.W. members, my investigation was not soon enough to warn you of the danger. May you rest in pieces!
I was wandering the streets of KA shopping at Borgin and Burkes. It seemed like the perfect day, and I was minding my own business when KA’s beloved moderator, Wintrala made an announcement to all citizens of the Alley. She stated that there would be war between KA and their enemies in DA. Mother’s day was the chosen front, and it was intended to victimize many people.
The damage had been done; the announcement stirred up quite the commotion, and soon I was bumped and brushed along the alley as it filled with inhabitants from both sides. People began shopping in a rush to buy their supplies before the demand left stores out of stock. Both sides disregarded any ethical standards they normally lived by, the only thing that remained was a desire to win. I watched with mild fascination as events unfolded before me.
I spotted Hpfan2006 (Misty) as she tried to plant herself inside the enemy’s territory. Misty rolled and rubbed against the cobblestone floor along Knockturn Alley, and I wondered if she was plotting a preemptive attack. I can’t even begin to tell you what she was planning, but what I can tell you is that this sighting left me, and other KA’ers, quite sickly from the smell. Perhaps this was Misty’s intention. So, if you like flowery froufrou smells, Misty has got it going on.